We sell small ad spots to indie makers.
Every card shows exactly how much its owner has spent. We call that Total Farted. Your money buys a spot on the wall, and we promise nothing beyond that.
Submit
Send your logo, name, tagline and link. You pay nothing yet.
Get reviewed
We approve or reject your card, usually within a day.
Pay
Approved cards get a private payment link by email.
Stink up the wall
Your card goes live, and gets smellier the longer it stays.
What you get
- Your card
- Logo, name, one-line tagline and a link to your project.
- A place on the wall
- One of 50 spots, with 35 cards on screen at a time and fair rotation.
- Human review
- We check every card and link before it goes live.
- Honest stats
- Views, clicks and the amount you paid, shown on your card.
- A private manage link
- See your numbers and cancel, with no password to remember.
- Bragging rights
- A toilet-paper receipt to share, and a badge for your site.
Cards ripen with time
Whiff
From day 0
Clean paper and a tiny puff.
Stinky
After week 1
A sickly green tile, and the first smear of mud.
Rotten
After week 3
Deep mud, and real flies.
Radioactive
After week 12
A green you can feel from the next room.
Legendary Stench
After week 26
Solid gold, and caked in glory.
Your money, gone with the wind.
We can't promise views, clicks or customers. We don't accept adult, hateful, scam or illegal ads.